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1. "In My Trashy Era" Tee
✨ Welcome to your garbage glow-up. Bob’s kicking back with a pineapple and zero regrets. This tee is for the unapologetically chaotic — because your trashy era isn’t a phase, it’s a lifestyle.
2. "Classy But Trashy" Tee
💅 He’s got the bling, the swagger, and a suspicious amount of charm for a raccoon in a poker den. Channel your inner high-roller raccoon with this tee that says “I clean up nice, but I party in dumpsters.”
3. "Talk Dirty to Me" Tee
💋 Shameless. Bold. Trashy in all the right ways. This one’s for the scandalous soul who makes recycling seductive. Bob says, “Talk dirty to me,” and frankly, who are we to argue?
Size guide
🔥 Bob the Trash Panda Tee Collection — Size Guide (S to 4XL) 🔥
Whether you're "Classy but Trashy," living your best life "In My Trashy Era," or ready to "Talk Dirty" like Shameless Bob himself, we’ve got your fit covered — literally.
🦝 Available Sizes:
Small(for the discreet dumpster diver)
Medium(for balanced trash-to-class ratio)
Large(for full-can confidence)
XL(extra room for extra sass)
2XL(because Bob doesn’t believe in limits)
3XL(when your energy is louder than the raccoons at 2am)
4XL(fit for the king or queen of the alleyway throne)
✨ Soft, breathable cotton — perfect for midnight mischief or daytime flexing.
✨ Unisex fit, so anyone can rock Bob’s chaotic energy.
✨ Runs true to size, but if you’re in doubt, size up and own the slouchy vibe.
Bob says: “It ain’t about the size, it’s about the attitude. But also... make sure it fits.” 😎
Trash has never looked this good — now go pick your fit and let your inner raccoon run wild.
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🧵 Material Description: Built for Comfort, Styled for Chaos 🧵
These tees are made from the kind of fabric that even Bob wouldn’t toss out — and that’s saying something.
✨ 100% Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton
Soft enough to nap in a trash can, strong enough to survive a squirrel chase.
✨ Premium Feel, Lightweight Fit
Feels like a hug from a raccoon wearing velvet gloves (if that raccoon also had excellent taste).
✨ Breathable & Durable
Tagless design so you can focus on being the baddest trash panda in the alley — without the scratchy neck drama.
Whether you're a classy scavenger or a shameless snack hoarder, this shirt is built to last through all your messy, meme-worthy moments.
Bob-approved comfort. Chaos-compatible. Ready for your era.
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🧼 Shirt Care Instructions: Keep Bob Lookin’ Fresh 🧼
Even trash pandas need a little TLC — especially when they're lookin’ this good. To keep your shirt and that crisp press-on graphic lookin' bold, follow these raccoon-approved care tips:
🌀 Wash Like a Pro (Not a Possum):
- Turn the shirt inside out before washing – Bob likes to keep his image protected.
- Cold water only — hot water is for soup, not your threads.
- Use a gentle cycle – just like Bob's gentle ego.
🚫 Things Bob Would Never Do:
- No bleach. Not even the "maybe just a little" kind.
- No fabric softeners. Bob’s already soft enough.
- Do NOT iron directly on the design. That fresh press deserves its shine.
🌬️ Dry It Right:
- Hang dry or tumble dry low.
- Bob prefers a breeze over a blast furnace.
- High heat can mess with the graphic — and Bob does not like to be messed with.
💡 Pro Tip:
Want your shirt to last longer than your last situationship? Air dry flat and avoid over-washing. It keeps the colors poppin’ and the fit on point.
Take care of Bob, and Bob will take care of your drip. 😎🦝
Because nothing’s worse than faded trash fashion.
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